Please, come in and enjoy your stay.
The Ouran High School Host Club is more than happy to have you here today.
Never hesitate to ask for the type of host service that you would like. We provide our clients with 7 different types of host to satisfy each need:
Meet the Prince Type. The Host Club’s head honcho is the flamboyant, extremely passionate, intelligent, and attractive (albeit ditzy) blonde who goes by the name Suoh Tamaki. He can draw you into his arms with his charming blue eyes. He loves to please girls and can be very sincere in his words and actions.
Next is the Cool Type. Kyouya Ootori is always seen as quiet and mysterious. He manages the club’s finances so if you like a serious but sexy talk on money, let the club’s “Mother” be the wind whispering on your ears.
Want to play a game of “Guess Who?” Let the resident twins Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin fire you up with their “brotherly love” antics. These two love playing tricks on other people. Perhaps a playful, naughty time with the Devil Types is what you want?
We bet that the first person you noticed when you came into the room was a little boy with the cutest smile. You can just call him Honey, our Loli-Shota Type. He loves sweets but do not be deceived by his looks. He could strike a mean punch on anyone. Yup, he’s a cute but very strong kid.
Then there’s Takashi Morinozuka. Noticed how he’s always close to Honey? Feel any boy-love from the two? That’s because Mori protects Honey. He is our Silent Type and if you like some quiet time with your host, Mori is not one to refuse.
Oh and meet our newest host Haruhi Fujioka. He’s our Natural Type. He could sweep you off your feet even without trying to please you. He seems to be the one who’s completely in touch with the feminine side. He understands women more than any of the other hosts.
So, have you made any decision yet?
Author’s note: An article on why local channels should air Ouran High School Host Club soon was supposed to be posted here, but the Ouran Club thought they’d have the promoting done by themselves.
So, 7 host to titillate local otakus…hmmm…
Isn’t that more than enough to bring this anime out on local TV?